Alright.

School's out.

I'm free.

What to do?


I always have had this problem- Give me free time, and I'll show you a way to waste it doing something nonproductive. I'm incredibly distracted during school, but I just waste my time away in the summer. And this summer'll be no different than the past ones.

Unless I have something to do about it.

I'm making some June-Year's resolutions here, guys.

1: Finish at least one short film this summer. Of high quality. And put it on the PooTube.

2: Eat healthy. For serious. I have to make this a habit because the college I'm attending has given me a full meal plan.... and the food is really good. I mean, REALLY good. So, guarding the fact that I won't get fat, I'd like to not die of a heart attack by age 27.

3: Get my art together. I need to start doing work. Daily. No more of this sissy stuff. I want to kick ass at this graphic design thing- time to start now.

4: Have a hot beach bod. Not really, but in general get back in shape. I mean, I used to be XC captain last year, and now? I can barely jog two miles without wheezing out a lung. I'm starting yoga, too.

5: Get my act together. I need to develop a sense of self control before I head out into the wild blue yonder, and it'd be good to get it before I get there.

6: Be beautiful. Evidently, there's major plans in the works from a certain Madeline Pagel to make me into a fashionly young son. A fashionisto, if you will. It sounds like some sort of italian world war two plane. Still, I'm getting a whole new wardrobe to replace my five to six year old clothing.

7: Enter puberty. I mean, come on. I'm definitely not going to stand for being five-six for the rest of my life. I'm meant to be a glorious he-man, not some shrimpy-doo.

8: Start my business. I can't reveal anything, but I'll post up some stuff when we're officially off the ground. Which we aren't.

9: Get a job. Or make some money. This will not involve the mob.

10: Be cool. Oh wait- Already done.